Luxury home care / discreet recurring service

Clean homes with the energy of a private club.

Velvet Vacuum Club handles recurring care, deep resets, and event-ready rescue cleans for people who would rather not spend Saturday negotiating with baseboards.

DetailDusting, floors, finishing, and the quiet return of visible counters.
DiscretionReliable arrival windows, consistent standards, and no unnecessary household commentary.
ResetRecurring service, event recovery, and strategic intervention after snack-heavy weekends.

The standard

Home care without the household theater.

We treat recurring cleaning like a hospitality service: predictable, discreet, detail-oriented, and designed around the way the household actually functions.

The goal is not just “technically clean.” It is walking into a home that feels restored, settled, and no longer personally victimized by the kitchen.

01

Weekly Salon

For homes that host often and prefer surfaces that gleam like they have excellent opinions.

Weekly
02

Biweekly Grace

Balanced maintenance for busy households that enjoy order but still produce socks in strange locations.

Biweekly
03

Deep Reset

A fuller service for homes that need more than maintenance and less than a formal apology.

Monthly
04

Event Recovery

Post-party restoration for the morning after, when confetti has become a political issue.

On Demand

Membership calculator

Estimate the service before the crumbs organize.

Choose home size, frequency, and kitchen condition to preview a demo visit rate. Replace these values before launch unless the calculator has somehow become legally binding.

How membership works

From walkthrough to effortlessly maintained.

Private Walkthrough

Square footage, priorities, surfaces, pets, routines, and whether the sofa has become a snack archive.

Care Profile

A clear recurring scope built around how the home is actually used—not a generic checklist pretending every room behaves the same.

Service Visit

Arrival, cleaning, detail work, floor care, finishing, and discreet communication if something needs attention.

Ongoing Refinement

Adjustments for seasons, events, changing household routines, and whatever new mess technology invents next.

“The house feels expensive again, and nobody had to spend Sunday fighting the stove.”
— Completely fake testimonial. Replace before launch unless your imaginary member approves it.

Request a walkthrough

Tell us about the home and the current state of negotiations with the baseboards.

Share square footage, location, pet situation, preferred frequency, and any areas currently operating outside the law.

Email: hello@danimac.studio

Membership inquiry